Welcome back to samsplaining and welcome to week three, Cavs. We’ve got a short week this week, woohoo! To be honest, I was all thrown off this morning when I woke up. I was awake until 3 a.m. (curse of the long weekend) and I woke up thinking it was Monday. Thankfully (as horrible as that sounds), we’ve reached the point of the semester where people have dropped classes or just stopped showing up, so parking is slowly getting easier to find. I know, that’s terrible to say, but these small wins have to be celebrated when they appear. Speaking of small wins, the hot bar in the food court absolutely slapped on Friday, and I’m hoping this week will live up to it. If you ate at the hot bar on Friday, I know you know what I’m talking about. Something that’s guaranteed to slap this week is Cav Kickoff, which I’m very hyped about. Last year, I almost got recruited for the National Guard because they had a puppy at their booth, so I’m going to try to avoid that this year. The Messenger will also have a table at Cav Kickoff, so make sure to stop by and say hi. While enjoying Cav Kickoff (and avoiding the National Guard), I will be on a mission. What is the mission, you ask? The mission is to find Jean Claude. I am Jean Claude’s biggest fan, so if you hear a shriek or see someone running to Jean Claude, just know it’s probably me. I’ll be filming a special edition of Samsplaining from Cav Kickoff, so make sure to tune in next week to see the Samsplained version of Cav Kickoff.
Have a great, short week, Cavs.
Sincerely, Sammie
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